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The Doctor was his own worst enemy.

(Wed 4th Dec 2002, 14:07, More)

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» Best Graffiti Ever

On a wall in Manchester
a couple of miles from, well, it explains itself.


Underneath, and deserving of kudos

(Sat 5th May 2007, 23:51, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Reverse I-Spy
"I spy with, my little eye, something beginning, ending and having a middle of Window."

Answer - "W"

Surprising longevity.
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 23:33, More)

» Pet Names

Friends wanted a dog...
A couple I know have always wanted a dog, but work full-time, so don't have the time to look after one properly. They have already decided it would be called Carpet.

So they got a cat instead, and called it Curtains, with the ultimate plan that it would go with the Carpet.

A couple of years after that they got another cat, and called it Windows. Many times I've felt stupid round out their house, shouting Curtains and Windows down the street, but at least Bill Gates hasn't sued.

Edit - just remembered, friends of the family when I was growing up had a cat called Supersuds.

My only personal contribution to pet names was a goldfish I had called Swimmy. Imagination overload. Still, lived longer than my friend's, which was called Bryan Robson.
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 3:47, More)

» Insults

I once
called an idiot trying to start fights outside a pub a "buggy-eyed plum".
(Fri 5th Oct 2007, 21:04, More)