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I like cake, I like cake, we all like cake, let's have a fight! Hoooooooray!

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We all knew it was perspective, really

This took a surprisingly short time...
(Mon 12th May 2003, 17:43, More)


The laminator - the worst superhero ever!

(edit) Yes! Second fp. Hoorah!
(Wed 7th May 2003, 21:08, More)

What is with this woman? Leave those animals alone.

First front page - cheers!
(Mon 14th Apr 2003, 0:31, More)

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» Local Nutters

The Brockley Billy Bragg
SE London - Brockley/Honor Oak Park/Forest Hill, bloke with guitar, always flailing his arms around, shouting (he sounds a bit like Billy Bragg) usually getting kicked out of shops for scaring customers.

My Mam and Dad come down to visit one weekend, Dad pops to the shops to get some milk, sees the curly headed odd-bod having trouble with his cycle. My Dad comes back to the flat to fetch some spanners, and helps him fix his bike. The wierdo thanks my Dad, "Cheers mate, I tried to borrow a spanner off the milkman, but he said he didn't have one. I showed him though. I nicked his glasses." No sooner has he said this, the milk float screeches round the corner, the milkman jumps off, "YOU'VE GOT MY SPECS YOU THIEVING CUNT" My Dad walks off as the scuffle ensues.
(Mon 20th Sep 2004, 16:19, More)

» Local Nutters

Doug E fresh
Scab man makes me feel ill. He's always asking money for Savlon. It's probably not the lack of Savlon that keeps it bleeding, it's him picking at it every morning! One for the hepatitis clinic in the near future no doubt.

Also in Camden, a guy who calls himself Douggie Fresh (presumably not the famous one.) He once threatened to stab me in the throat with a broken cd for not respecting his space.

(Tue 21st Sep 2004, 11:57, More)

» Local Nutters

Oh yeah, and the cross dressing cockney, Lawrence, that goes to Hartlepool FC matches wearing a Crystal Palace shirt and shouts at the top of his voice. I think he got banned for a season for hitting someone. He laughs like a hyena.
(Mon 20th Sep 2004, 16:40, More)