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Aberdeen - Theiving Jock Beyatches.
In an Aberdeen nightclub with a group of navy buddies, having a few drinks and I'm approached by 3 young ladies who seem to want to get to know old el'griffo a little better.
I join them at their table, engage in witty and comical banter. I offer to buy them a drink, this will defo cement my place in history and acheive the utopia of a MFFF.
I take their order, go to the bar and get served - when it comes to paymemnt for said refreshments i reach for my wallet......hmm, not in my pocket. i look back to where i am sitting.............hmm no girls.
The theiving witches had poached me wallet and legged it.
Turns out that they spent £2500 pounds on my credit card on fags that night at various service stations. Hope they got cancer.
(Thu 9th Apr 2009, 12:52, More)