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» Pure Ignorance

My Gran
"In the war we used to try to trick German children by dropping GM food from bombers."
"When they change the clocks, it's to confuse the pedophiles."
"Aren't all internet cafes run by the Church?"
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 0:46, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

Ever since I played splinter cell for the first time a few years ago, Ive become obsessed with being stealthy. I get a kick out of sneaking up on my cats and making them jump like spazzes.
(Sun 10th Apr 2005, 13:56, More)

» Slang Survey

Rowing banter
My rowing team at College in Oxford has spent so much time together, we have our own slang that makes us completely unintelligable from all sane individuals. For example:

Tonk = Muscly
Hench = Very muscly (can also mean good)
Ripped = Extremely muscly
Hurt locker = General state of exhaustion achieved during exersize
Treenaus = From the finnish "training"
Mena biden trainausta = I like training
Goodlad = Someone who puts in considerable effort, also my personal nickname
Negative ghostrider = No, and I wish to make my answer to your question longer whilst sounding cool
Tosspiece = Wanker
Spazz button = 110% effort; usually results in loss of coordination
Whack off = to down ones drink

If that isnt confusing enough, in the presence of alcohol we must all call each other by our Top Gun names....

"That's damn hench Hollywood, now whack off you tosspiece"
"Negative ghostrider, I shall not be hitting the spazz button"
"You'll never get in the locker like that, remember treenaus"
"Mena biden trainausta"

I think I need to get out less
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 22:50, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

Watching a documentary about the London Marathon
Seeing a guy crawl across the finish line after collapsing on the Mall.
(Sun 17th Apr 2005, 1:06, More)

» Useless Information

Gorilla's willies:
The Gorilla's penis is only around 1 inch long and permanently erect.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 21:03, More)
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