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Just the other day....
So it was snowing, and everyone went out to play in it, I always liked the film Cool Runnings and in the fashion of Blue Peter, made my own bobsleigh using spare car parts and some sticky back plastic (aka Sellotape) and dragged my sledging beast up the hill for it's virgin run.

Next thing I know, St Peter pulls outs his mobile (they're on Hal-O2 up there) and starts reading off jokes about gingers and sledging... bastard!
(Wed 18th Feb 2009, 10:42, More)

» Puns

I must have misheard....
I was playing out the other week with some friends, it was a snow day and we decided to go out in it. After some time wandering around, we noticed some kids taking a bit of time out from playing in the snow and we sat and watched them playing some football for a bit.

One of the lads kicked the ball over to me, I think he was trying to impress us with his skills (but he hit it towards the girls, not the goal....)

Anyway, the lads shouted something at me, and after hearing what he said, I thought "To hell with it and did as they suggested, the rest as they say is history!"

Turns out, they didn't shout "On my sled love!" after all.....
(Tue 10th Mar 2009, 13:59, More)