» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

COCK Bit by a DOG YES A DOG
Cue me an 8 year old boy playing with my nan's dog on Easter day. then the dog the little cunt decides that to get his toy he should go straight for my special area 51. I scream my dad comes and looks at my cock and i have to go to the hospital. A doctor fiddles with everything and I'm okay I just have to stay in bed for the rest of the holiday. Good thing about this is I fell in love with boxers because of the airflow :P

Fast forward 7 years and I'm having a medical to certify that I am Fit to Box. I have to strip down to my boxers in front of about 8 others from the boxing club including the 80 year old manager. Then another 80 year old, the Doctor, proceeds to poke me everywhere and then it happened, I had to drop my pants as he checked below my belt. His beard tickled. OO GOD this is so embarrassing. There we go touched my two doctors before I had even fucked a women :(

Sorry about the length I swear its natural
(Fri 13th Mar 2009, 19:21, More)