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Ants...
Years ago when I was at uni, I shared a house with five guys and me (lone white female). The kitchen was incredibly filthy as was the entire house, but didn't really bother me. No-one would visit though.
In the kitchen we had a huge ant infestation that no-one could be arsed to deal with, so we collectively came up with a cunning plan....
One pint glass half full of bleach and half full of lemonade was put out daily.
The ants raced to our decoy and died. The rule was that the last person in the house had to empty out the dead ants and refill the glass.
During one of our parties I had to stop a pissed guy drinking the glass. He was a twat who left without paying for the damage to the house we had caused, and my intervention, however humane, would have been better not done.
(Sun 28th Mar 2010, 12:46, More)