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» House Guests

Was at a house party a few years back
and someone who had obviously had far too much to drink decided to vomit. The only 'container' to hand was someones uggs. He then proceeded to vomit again, into the other one.
(Sun 9th Jan 2011, 16:50, More)

» Racist grandparents

Only just last weekend...
Me and the missus were tripping over to her grandparents to get their laptop back to the state of "not screaming for the sweet relief of fire".

While there, her grandmother constantly commented on the fact that she is not allowed to use the term "nigger brown" to describe the missus' skirt.
(Sat 29th Oct 2011, 15:02, More)

» Churches, temples and holy places

Not dirty but actually kinda nice.
This previous weekend i was in bergamo for my younger brothers wedding. Dont ask me how he pulled this off but it took meetings with too many preists to find one who would do the ceremony.

Half of the ceremony was traditional catholic in italian.
The other half was civil ceremony in english.
Brother is strict athiest.
His now wife is catholic.
They have a child who is now three.

Don diego of il sante de monte, you are a fucking legend.
(Sat 3rd Sep 2011, 0:36, More)

» Churches, temples and holy places

if i believed in hell, i would be satans number 2
Dunblane cathedral. At the back next to the speudo stage,me and my then bf with the hot hot bummings. Gheyz lolz.
(Sat 3rd Sep 2011, 0:13, More)

» IT Support

Returning customer..
A gentleman come in with a dead laptop, one of the engineers fixed it all fine and dandy. Customer comes back and says his wireless is not working, worked fine for the engineer so we ask him to go away and test it to make sure. He does so and returns 7 minutes later. When asked how he returned home so blazingly fast he responded "i was checking my wireless in your car park".
(Mon 28th Sep 2009, 12:00, More)
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