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JW's
I used to have a problem with JW's turning up at the door EVERY WEEK. Now im a polite sort of Chap and perhaps because of my constant polite refusals to listen to the word of Jehovah they thought that I was merely shy and could be brought round eventually. Not a chane mind but it did led to 3 months of weekly
"Would you like to consider Jehovah"
"Ah, Im afraid not, im rather busy dontcherknow, cheerio now"
I decided that enough was enough and asked them not to knock on my door again
Which failed.
Nxxt time I saw them walking down the street I started to arouse the snake. I opened the door absolutly stark bollock naked, with a raging hard-on, a polite smile and an inquiry as to how they were doing.
They never turned up on our street again let alone my house.
Course one of my mates actually talked to some random door to door god squaders and got them to admit that God could possibly look like a "giant space monkey" classic
(Fri 20th Mar 2009, 12:26, More)
JW's
I used to have a problem with JW's turning up at the door EVERY WEEK. Now im a polite sort of Chap and perhaps because of my constant polite refusals to listen to the word of Jehovah they thought that I was merely shy and could be brought round eventually. Not a chane mind but it did led to 3 months of weekly
"Would you like to consider Jehovah"
"Ah, Im afraid not, im rather busy dontcherknow, cheerio now"
I decided that enough was enough and asked them not to knock on my door again
Which failed.
Nxxt time I saw them walking down the street I started to arouse the snake. I opened the door absolutly stark bollock naked, with a raging hard-on, a polite smile and an inquiry as to how they were doing.
They never turned up on our street again let alone my house.
Course one of my mates actually talked to some random door to door god squaders and got them to admit that God could possibly look like a "giant space monkey" classic
(Fri 20th Mar 2009, 12:26, More)
» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis
pain and ridicule. . . but he had no shame!
Now I knew this Chap at school who was rather a bit of a tit.
To start of with after Easter Holidays one year he came back with a rather padded crotch area and proudly told the class how he had managed to masturbate so hard that he tore his foreskin half-off and had needed stiches. . . . bleh.
Things took a turn for the worst about 3 months later. This chap was missing fromschool for about a week, when he came back he ws undeniably wearing a nappy, It turnd out that he had been mixing a beaker full of random chemicals and thins from the garage in hs room to "see what happened", his Father opened his door to question him as to the god-awfull smell, there was an inrush of oxygen into the room and the burning mess in the beaker flared up . . . to around crotch height. It left the chap peeing blood for a few weeks, wearing special underkeggers for a few months and open to ridicule for the rest of his life. Hs jolly rodger must look like a miniture John Merrick.
As for length, its undeniably longer than what he has left . . .
(Fri 13th Mar 2009, 11:25, More)
pain and ridicule. . . but he had no shame!
Now I knew this Chap at school who was rather a bit of a tit.
To start of with after Easter Holidays one year he came back with a rather padded crotch area and proudly told the class how he had managed to masturbate so hard that he tore his foreskin half-off and had needed stiches. . . . bleh.
Things took a turn for the worst about 3 months later. This chap was missing fromschool for about a week, when he came back he ws undeniably wearing a nappy, It turnd out that he had been mixing a beaker full of random chemicals and thins from the garage in hs room to "see what happened", his Father opened his door to question him as to the god-awfull smell, there was an inrush of oxygen into the room and the burning mess in the beaker flared up . . . to around crotch height. It left the chap peeing blood for a few weeks, wearing special underkeggers for a few months and open to ridicule for the rest of his life. Hs jolly rodger must look like a miniture John Merrick.
As for length, its undeniably longer than what he has left . . .
(Fri 13th Mar 2009, 11:25, More)