b3ta.com user Bob the mul
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Profile for Bob the mul:
Profile Info:

Early 30s but look like late 30s (so I'm told).
Live in Scottish town right in the heart of Scotland.
Draw things that come into my mind via a violet ray.
I miss Catnipppp.

The Hedgehog from Hell is a cunter-bunny (don't let him fool you into thinking otherwise)


Recent front page messages:

From my childhood

Have the source: http://tinyurl.com/dlpgpa
(Wed 25th Mar 2009, 23:42, More)

Best answers to questions:

» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

I was working in a pharmacy in Scotland
This substance misuser kept annoying me by sticking his head over the wall into the dispensary. He had a specific location where he would do it every day (and he wouldn't take "fuck off" as a hint) so I took an empty packet of diazepam 10mg tablets (Valium) and rigged up a booby trap. I placed it on the dividing wall where his scrotey face could easily see it. The trap consisted of elasticbands and paperclips; I was sure he'd only get it so far away before it snapped back or he got an elasticband in the face. It was very Wile E. Coyote (in my head).

Suffice to say, he never took the bait.... cunt!
(Tue 22nd Sep 2009, 23:17, More)