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Knocky Knocky
A good friend of mine was working nights and hence nicely stoned at about 10am in the morning. Setting the scene, he had a porn star tash, nasty long hair and was wearing his dressing gown and boxers (ready for a hard days sleep). Anyhow, there's a knock on the door and its the Jehovas witness or other door knocking paedo at the door. He opens the door and the man begins with something like "Do you believe that technology has caused the death of god?" Matey boy replies "I DONT BELIEVE IN DEATH I AM BECOME DEATH, please come in and have a cuppa". They didnt.
(Thu 19th Mar 2009, 22:33, More)

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One day whilst paddling down the Dordoigne river in France.

Father in Law : As my dad always said "I can row a boat.......Canooo" (As in can you)

Me : Fuck off

But later I grew to love this pathetic statement.
(Tue 10th Mar 2009, 12:42, More)