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I'm a web dev based up north.

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Recently cancelled my twitter - keeping my hand in managing my band's account though: Neon Bears

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Parenting... Not me personally...
On the train to work the other day I began to eavesdrop on a conversation between a particularly robust mouth breather and his equally well upholstered brood of jr asbos; it went something like this:

Son: "dad, there's a helicopter up there"
Dad: "yeah it's probably the filth"
Son: "might it not be doing google maps?"
Dad: "no son, google maps is done from planes"
Son: "are you sure daddy, they must fly in awfully straight lines"
Dad: "what's with all the fucking questions, who are you? A fucking brain surgeon?"
Son: "sorry daddy"
Dad: "I should fucking hope so you noisy little shit, now get back on your DS; I didn't buy you that fucking thing for you to sit there asking questions all day!"
Son: (silently puts headphones on and ccontinues to play)
Dad: (shakes head incredulously)

One day IQ tests for parents will be mandatory. Roll on the distopian future of breeding permits that scifi always promised me...

(Fri 16th Jul 2010, 22:18, More)