» God

1 ticket to hell please sire
Jesus: Dad some of our lot are denying evolution!
God: Those bastards! I spent millions of years working on that.
(Thu 19th Mar 2009, 15:34, More)

» Bullies

something fishy
Four years ago i was taped up with parcel tape and slapped across the face with a raw fish.

Im strangely proud.
(Fri 15th May 2009, 0:21, More)

» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

im not ashamed but probably should be...
i stuck mine in a dyson airblade hand dryer. i thought it was genius, the other patrons of the gents didnt.

result?
vaguely tickled but still the best [only] blow job i've had to date.
(Tue 17th Mar 2009, 23:22, More)