b3ta.com user Zak Canard
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1 brain
Hardly ever used
Will swap for a bottle of gin

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Bye bye George!

BBC News story
Yay! My first front page! Thanks muchly!
Edit: Fixed. Damn Lycos killed my account again. Baskets.
(Mon 10th May 2004, 9:29, More)

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» Worst Record Ever

The Potter Song by my brother
Hopefully you'll never have heard this and if my little brother had his way nobody else ever will. It was one of his first songs he made using OctaMED for the Amiga way back in 1997/98. He wrote it to take the piss out of one of the kids in his class at school who wanted to be a hardcore DJ for some reason (which appeared to be the trend at the time). The lead vocals are that of a family friend's little so and so called Caroline, who would have been about 8 at the time.

It's absolutely awful. The "music" is grating, the lyrics are shoddy and Caroline's vocals make you want to just burst out laughing (it gets worse when she starts giggling halfway through).

For those that want to hear this "masterpiece", it's here for one week only. Then it's only available if you ask very nicely.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 22:56, More)