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I've lived a life thats full.
Traveled each and every highway.
Whats more. Much more than this.
I did it for cash and occasionally trying to get laid.

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» Strict Parents

My parents were so strict..
that they wouldnt let me buy proper animal feed. I had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat...
(Wed 14th Mar 2007, 5:21, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

My uncle
was in the movie "The Blob" (the original) and when we saw the movie on TV we saw him get eaten by the Blob (he was the guy in the bathtub) and my parents said that the reason he was eaten was because he didnt finish his homework. It didnt make me do my homework as much as it made me creeped out. God was I a sap.
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 6:43, More)

» Gambling

Heads or tails?
Sorry.. its tails.. its always fucking tails..
(Wed 13th May 2009, 7:42, More)

» Puns

A ham sandwich walks into a pub
and orders a pint. The barman says "Sorry, we dont serve food here".
(Mon 9th Mar 2009, 4:47, More)

» Pubs

I was in a pub in Northern Ireland (Jackie Mullens?) and me and a few mates had a bit too much to drink. Since it was my first time to the Emerald Isle I was out of sorts. So then this dwarf guy walks in, looking like an Leprechaun so I started shaking him and asking where his pot of gold was. Some guy started yelling at me, so I ducked into the mens room and there were 2 guys passed out on the floor in their own vomit. The smell was making me sick so I got out of there, but my shoes smelled like vomit so I took em off and someone threw em at the band.
To this day I want to find Stella Artois and punch em out.
(Sun 8th Feb 2009, 6:52, More)
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