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» Worst Band Ever

Ellie Goulding
Remember that weird faced blondey bint in the Sixth Form who spent lunchtime in the Music Room pissing about with the piano tunelessly setting her shithead diary to an inconceivably like-Dido-only-worse-than-Dido set of soulless compositions which she trotted out at the End Of Term Talent Show, the one with the singing voice like a dying fawn stitched to a washing machine stuck on spin cycle?
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The one who was rumoured to have sucked off the Head Boy at that party because whe took her role as Head Girl a bit too seriously and literally?
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Remember how you and your mates thought she was a total and utter deluded joke, a cliche and fifteenth generation photocopy of a person?
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Well she's on Radio 1 all the time now and selling records.
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No I can't fucking believe it either.
(Thu 30th Dec 2010, 21:52, More)

» Celebrities part II

My Kenny Baker 'Backie'
I once gave diminutive actor Kenny Baker a ride on the back of my Grifter during some down time on one of the location shoots for 'The Time Bandits' in the forest near where I live. In return he let me wear his leather flying cap and specially made goggles for half an hour. David Rappaport took some pictures on his then brand new Polaroid camera and I often wonder what became of them. John Cleese and Terry Gilliam were there as well but I didn't know who they were at the time.
(Mon 12th Oct 2009, 21:54, More)

» Bullshit and Bullshitters

'In-Betweeners' Bullshitter Character : A Further Question In Three Parts
Why was the "My Uncle Was A Hollywood Stuntman" stuff funny in series 1 and 2 and not funny at all in series 3?

Is this an indication that such claims have an extemely finite shelf life, casting fleeting glimpses as they do on the contempt the teller has for the listener with each occurrence, ultimately moving the relationship from passive to impassive by degree?

Or did the writers of the show get a whiff of a feature length special later this year and say 'oh fuck we'd better start rationing this shit as the other three jokes we use over and over again have already stretched fourteen episodes beyond their elastic limit', and held back?

Hmmmm.
(Thu 13th Jan 2011, 15:57, More)