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» Caught!

No Me But Him
I love Mr 3cats dearly but is has to be said I am the one that gets things done round the house. One day on arriving home from work I was feeling too tired to make dinner for us so decided to go upstairs for a nap to revive myself. I came downstairs after an hour to find him sitting in his pants, with two empty crisp packets beside him, eating ice cream with a fork, the same fork that he had just used to eat couscous from a cup. In a superb moment of recovery he loudly claimed “See what happens when you’re not around!!!”
(Mon 7th Jun 2010, 14:29, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

An American Ad with Teh Kittehs in it!...
well worth it, plus it could possibly be my ideal job, if only I knew where to apply:


The guy with the sticky roller just makes it for me.
(Mon 19th Apr 2010, 10:54, More)

» Dad stories

Silly Sod
My dad, in an effort to get me out of a nice long hot bath, went outside opened the bathroom window a crack at the top and hurled in a glass of ice cold water. Unfortunatley it hit the hot light bulb which promptly exploded showering me with tiny shards of glass. It had the desired effect off getting me out of the bath, furious. Unrepentent old bugger could barely stand for laughing. I miss him though, missed him most of all at my wedding ..... then remembered what he did at my sisters wedding and realised all the awful practical jokes that might have happened, no wonder my middle sister eloped.
(Thu 25th Nov 2010, 17:16, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

Irn Bru
Have had some classics. I like their new one:


and not content with pissing of Goths with their press adverts they went on to do this one:


Finally I believe this one was banned in some places:

(Tue 20th Apr 2010, 15:47, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

I Don't KNow Why But ...
People using the word 'anyhoo' instead of anyway makes me irrationally angry. Oh and also people saying 'I ax'd him' in place of 'I asked him'. Finally the word is 'drawing' not 'droring'.
(Mon 12th Apr 2010, 15:51, More)
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