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Ever heard of Avogadro's number?

(Wed 6th Jan 2010, 14:05, More)

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» Relief

Last year, we bought our Christmas tree too early
And all of the needles dropped by the 20th.

I didn't want the family to be let down, so I spent the whole day glueing them back into place. It looked OK.

That was a releaf.
(Thu 20th Dec 2012, 13:43, More)

» Screwing up at work

Are you dancing?
I once attempted to do a sexually provocative dance.
I failed miserably.
I screwed up a twerk
(Thu 19th May 2016, 15:02, More)

» Tantrums

You know what prima donnas musicians can be?
Well, when I was in a band, the drummer was a complete knob. Everything had to be exactly the way he wanted, or he'd go off on an enormous strop.

Well, he'd ordered a new custom drum, in fire engine red. But when it arrived, it was beige.

Oh, he went mental. He shouted, screamed, and then chucked the offending item across the room.

That's right - he threw a tan drum.
(Wed 25th Jul 2012, 13:06, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

The monarchy
Leaving aside for the moment how ridiculous it is that we have a head of state who gets this sumptuous life of luxury just because of whose vagina they squeezed through.

What I really fail to grasp is the adoration. How I'm expected to give this person deference and respect that's utterly unearned. How crowds of people stand for hours, cheering and waving, in the hope of getting a glimpse of the undemocratic anachronism that is our royal family. They stand there in the rain, looks of joyous and fervent adoration on their vapid, cow-like faces.

The French had the right idea.
(Tue 20th Oct 2009, 12:52, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

I don't like any buildings on a different road to mine
They're just not up my street
(Mon 19th Oct 2009, 12:47, More)
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