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Servicing the gays...
Not technically a call centre but in my last job I was "on the phones" in the customer services department of a "gay adult lifestyle goods" purveyor. This involved generally taking phone orders for made-to-measure harnesses, subscriptions to Black Inches and generally dealing with odd types.

I've had people call me and ask for a detailed explanation of how to use a douche, which stim kit would be most 'electrifying', and which baking product was best for fisting... if you haven't guessed it's Crisco (apparently).

Perhaps the weirdest customers were the guy who always ordered two of everything (apparently he lived with his equally gay twin) or the one who asked for lube advice, detailing the length and breadth of his and his partners well, cocks. I'm a girl by the way, so I always found it slightly weird offering advice on mano a mano anal but the lesbians loved me :)

My job also involved 'shopping reams of naked men and typing up tantalizing descriptions of 'rock hard members that'll have you creaming the night away', but that's another story...

Length? Well he said he needed the biggest bottle of lube available...
(Sat 5th Sep 2009, 19:58, More)