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My amazing place-holder website: rarelyevil.com

Recent front page messages:

So THAT's how they get these crazy statues...

(Sun 14th Sep 2003, 7:21, More)

This almost took me an hour, but it's worth it!

(Sat 26th Apr 2003, 11:59, More)

A new film:

Coming to theaters near you.
(Wed 26th Feb 2003, 11:12, More)

To smell is to see

(Fri 14th Feb 2003, 18:12, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Best Comebacks

A few days ago I dropped a plate, millions of pieces of glass on the floor. My reply:

"You win again Newton!"
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 6:54, More)

» Weird Rituals

I have this weird ritual...
Every night before I go to bed, I ask my invisible friend to bring me joy, or money, or a car.

Then, on Sunday, I go to a big building with all my friends and we ask our invisible friend (on his day off) for more stuff and other stupid things.

It doesn't really work, though. I think it's because he's too busy giving people cancer and starving black people.
(Fri 16th Dec 2011, 23:33, More)

» Shit Claims to Fame II

I saw someone famous on TV once.
Can't remember the name, though.
(Fri 21st Sep 2012, 16:44, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

(Fri 9th Apr 2010, 21:20, More)

» Shit Stories

I thought I was dying...
I'm not a person that eats a lot of spicy food. But, one day I went to this Surinamese resaurant and had some chicken with potato's and strange vegetables. The food was very spicy and the chicken wasn't cooked long enough. That night I woke up around 2 AM and had to shite like hell. So I took a dump and went back to bed, but less than five minutes later I just had to go again and again and again and again etc. etc. (While my bowels were hurting more and more by every time a teeny bit of poo got out.) After one hour on the toilet I rushed to get a book for a little distraction. The pain just got more and more intense and after another hour of agony I just couldn't read my book anymore and started hurting myself in other places to stop feeling the pain in my bowels.

Finally around 5:30 AM the piece of crap made out of spices and raw chicken got out and the pain was finally gone.

I have seen all 30 feet of bowel content go by in about 3 1/2 hours. I've broken my arm once, but this was much much worse.

You guess where I'll never eat again...
(Thu 6th May 2004, 10:28, More)
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