So THAT's how they get these crazy statues...

larger
(Sun 14th Sep 2003, 7:21, More)

This almost took me an hour, but it's worth it!

(Sat 26th Apr 2003, 11:59, More)

A new film:

Coming to theaters near you.
(Wed 26th Feb 2003, 11:12, More)

To smell is to see

(Fri 14th Feb 2003, 18:12, More)

» Best Comebacks


A few days ago I dropped a plate, millions of pieces of glass on the floor. My reply:

"You win again Newton!"
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 6:54, More)

» Weird Rituals

I have this weird ritual...
Every night before I go to bed, I ask my invisible friend to bring me joy, or money, or a car.

Then, on Sunday, I go to a big building with all my friends and we ask our invisible friend (on his day off) for more stuff and other stupid things.

It doesn't really work, though. I think it's because he's too busy giving people cancer and starving black people.
(Fri 16th Dec 2011, 23:33, More)

» Shit Claims to Fame II

I saw someone famous on TV once.
Can't remember the name, though.
(Fri 21st Sep 2012, 16:44, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What do you call a male sex worker?
A prostidude.
(Sat 16th Oct 2021, 20:22, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

Synergy
*barf*
(Fri 9th Apr 2010, 21:20, More)