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» Racist grandparents

Jungle Juice.
Evey 4 years i get to hear my nan, the lovely old bat she is, say how black people have an advantage with running in the olympics because they are so used to running away from lions, regardless of what country they are representing.
(Sat 29th Oct 2011, 14:01, More)

» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

Does 18 count as an adult here?
Earlier today, me and a friend managed to turn up about 15 minutes early for a lesson in video editing. On the door to the editing suite was a nicly sized blob of blu-tack, so naturally i fassioned a beutiffull cock and balls, complete with pubes made from real beard hair, and a little bit of pre-cum made from part of my time table. This delightfull blue penis was still on the door when we left at 5 o'clock.

The most childish part was how we laughed like little girls when our tutor opened the door without noticing the hairy cock and balls stairing him in the eye.

Not that amazing i know, but i've only been an adult for a month!
(Thu 17th Sep 2009, 19:08, More)

» Getting Old

So i was playing Pokemon
Ruby Version, to be specific, when i realised the title screen read "Copyright 2003" I destinctly remember the birthday when i first got the game and realised. 1. I'm too old to be playing this. 2. I really haven't had many exciting bithday gifts in the last 9 years.
(Thu 7th Jun 2012, 16:49, More)

» Presents

I got a play Station one year.
It was well good.
(Sat 28th Nov 2009, 22:04, More)

» Lego

Something about LEGO...
And children and cunts.
Also LEGO now do kits which allow you to recreate familiar Memes city.lego.com/en-gb/products/coast-guard/60013
(Sat 26th Oct 2013, 3:51, More)
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