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I play bass in Voytek the Bear.....oh, and once I saw a blimp.

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» I don't understand the attraction

Music music music
Any music that people love when in fact, they can probably do it themselves...and a whole lot better too.

Scouting for Girls..i mean seriously, three lads that play instruments (well done) and each song sounds identical to the last. cunto's.

Razorlight...another set of cocknockers that do something that has been done a hundred thousand times before, and a hell of a lot better than they can do.

La Roux...sounds like a very ugly woman screeching with a zx spectrum 128k tape playing in the background.

Little Boots - Exactly the same as the above, but girls seem to chum off her. Dunno why.

There are plenty more where that came from but I decided to cut it short as not to bore you lovely people. I understand that 'pop music' has to have a place in the world, and a lot of it is good for what it is, but when people try to make it as though these people are the ultimate musicians that cant be touched or replicated, then it completely cocks me off.

rant over :D
(Wed 21st Oct 2009, 16:59, More)

» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

At a family do not long back
The Proclaimers I'm Gonna Be (500 miles) came on. During the 'baddamba' call and respond that the crazy scottish duo do, just after the chorus, my brother and I decided to shout 'BELLENDER!' much to the delight of my extended family, who simply thought we were loving the choice of song. They still comment on how much we love the song now the daft fools.
(Thu 17th Sep 2009, 18:17, More)

» Famous people I hate

Fearne Twunting Cotton
I remember when she was on finger tips on ITV, then she thinks shes rock and roll by listening to Green Day. What a cock she truely is.
(Sat 6th Feb 2010, 20:00, More)

» Celebrity Encounters III

I once held a bog door open for Tony Wilson
in Sinclair's in Manchester. He said 'cheers mate'. This story, in all its glory, got on the BBC website on the day he died. Must have not had that many stories about him eh.
(Mon 9th Dec 2013, 20:03, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

Any kind of typo-internet lingo
ZOMG!!!!! LULZ!!!!!

Come to think of it, OMG, LOL, WTF, FTW are equally as wank.

Hate them. Always have, always will.
(Thu 8th Apr 2010, 23:28, More)
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