» Vomit Pt2

happy birthday!
It was my 19th birthday on Saturday and unfortunately after some particularly strong rum I felt a little bit of sick come up in my mouth...I knew I wouldn't make it in time to the toilet, I did however leap to the sink and let my stomach rip. I praised myself for not vomiting on the floor, before turning on the water to wash it away..,,.shit! I had blocked the sink with chunks of potato and other vegetable matter. The salsa added the appearance of a red blood bath with floating matter. I was at a loss at what to do and so yes, I called my mum up to witness the scene. My mum was dismayed as she resorted to a spoon trying to pick lumps up. Unfortunately me and my friends had earlier booked a taxi, and so I had to leave her there as she called my dad up in despair...ooops
(Tue 12th Jan 2010, 0:03, More)

» Presents

i think i've done pretty well..
Best mate 1: muffin and cookie cookbook and a rude origami kit
Best mate 2: grow your own venus fly trap and some finger bongos
Boyfriend: equalizer t-shirt that lights up with music, some pants that say 'save water,shower together' as both our parents find our doing so strange ,an underwater light show for your bath and some massage oil.
Mum: champagne truffles, some luxury shower gel made with seeds of some sort and Russel Brand's Booky Wook.
Boyfriends parents: like cooking so went to local Indian store and got them some authentic spices. And a bottle of whisky to smooth things along..

For myself, I got Bill Hick's book 'Love All The People' who I have fallen in love with and will hopefully continue to inspire me to have a good one this Xmas.I'm hoping to get the David Attenborough series off Amazon but you just never know do you?
(Wed 2nd Dec 2009, 18:28, More)