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» Famous people I hate
Jordon aka Katie Price aka Tangoman
What a pointless, talentless joke of a woman. The woman marries in order to get some column inches. What is she famous for apart from for being famous. Some people actually look up to this woman, i mean seriously are they taking the piss. This woman needs shot in the face! Ok rant over but i really just hate the woman with a passion!
We also have Piers Morgan, talentless wanker.
Louie Walsh, little poison dwarf.
Sharon 'i can shout louder than you so are therefore the winner' Osbourne.
Jade Goody, just because she is dead doesn't make her less of a moronic twat!
Jodie Marsh, a complete horror of a woman, again famous for nothing.
Eamonn Holmes, smug prick, we know you support United Eamonn now shut the fuck up about it!
David Cameron, again utter smugness, would love to knock that guys teeth down the back of his throat.
I hate a lot of people, i could be here all day but i suppose i should stop getting angry and get on with some work.
(Fri 5th Feb 2010, 12:53, More)
Jordon aka Katie Price aka Tangoman
What a pointless, talentless joke of a woman. The woman marries in order to get some column inches. What is she famous for apart from for being famous. Some people actually look up to this woman, i mean seriously are they taking the piss. This woman needs shot in the face! Ok rant over but i really just hate the woman with a passion!
We also have Piers Morgan, talentless wanker.
Louie Walsh, little poison dwarf.
Sharon 'i can shout louder than you so are therefore the winner' Osbourne.
Jade Goody, just because she is dead doesn't make her less of a moronic twat!
Jodie Marsh, a complete horror of a woman, again famous for nothing.
Eamonn Holmes, smug prick, we know you support United Eamonn now shut the fuck up about it!
David Cameron, again utter smugness, would love to knock that guys teeth down the back of his throat.
I hate a lot of people, i could be here all day but i suppose i should stop getting angry and get on with some work.
(Fri 5th Feb 2010, 12:53, More)
» Asking people out
The joys of Ingoldmells at 15....
I've never been very good talking to girls but always done reasonably well. This is due to the power I possess once I get blind drunk. I seriously wish I recorded what I said to them as come the next day I had no recollection at all and this stuff must have been verbal gold!
Away on a family holiday with my friend in tow, we were afforded the courtesy of being allowed to go off drinking alone with the family. We sat in a bar eyeing up some older ladies (probably around 18). He went off to the toilet and I joked that i'd go over and talk to them.
No sooner had he wondered off, this group of 4 hot older girls came over and sat with me, much to my surprise. The look on his face when he came back was priceless!
Needless to say I pulled the hottest one that night and was extremely pleased with myself. I have no idea what I said to them, again the beauty of my drunken patter. She was at least a foot taller and we must have looked ridiculous together.
Met up with the same group of girls later that week and this girls friend made a play for me, I was more than game.
Just a shame that my 15 year old stomach couldn't quiet handle the drink and I was pretty much sick everywhere while she watched. Might have put her off slightly, needless to say nothing happened that night.
Still successful holiday!
(Wed 16th Dec 2009, 16:09, More)
The joys of Ingoldmells at 15....
I've never been very good talking to girls but always done reasonably well. This is due to the power I possess once I get blind drunk. I seriously wish I recorded what I said to them as come the next day I had no recollection at all and this stuff must have been verbal gold!
Away on a family holiday with my friend in tow, we were afforded the courtesy of being allowed to go off drinking alone with the family. We sat in a bar eyeing up some older ladies (probably around 18). He went off to the toilet and I joked that i'd go over and talk to them.
No sooner had he wondered off, this group of 4 hot older girls came over and sat with me, much to my surprise. The look on his face when he came back was priceless!
Needless to say I pulled the hottest one that night and was extremely pleased with myself. I have no idea what I said to them, again the beauty of my drunken patter. She was at least a foot taller and we must have looked ridiculous together.
Met up with the same group of girls later that week and this girls friend made a play for me, I was more than game.
Just a shame that my 15 year old stomach couldn't quiet handle the drink and I was pretty much sick everywhere while she watched. Might have put her off slightly, needless to say nothing happened that night.
Still successful holiday!
(Wed 16th Dec 2009, 16:09, More)
» Expensive Weekends
ATP, Minehead
Just back from the ATP Festival in Minehead and managed to spend around £300 without getting drunk once! I also spend £40 on weed before hand. Food etc wasn't even that expensive so i don't know how I did it. On the up side I got cool Pavement and Broken Social Scene t-shirts! Money well spent!
(Thu 20th May 2010, 12:23, More)
ATP, Minehead
Just back from the ATP Festival in Minehead and managed to spend around £300 without getting drunk once! I also spend £40 on weed before hand. Food etc wasn't even that expensive so i don't know how I did it. On the up side I got cool Pavement and Broken Social Scene t-shirts! Money well spent!
(Thu 20th May 2010, 12:23, More)
» The Soundtrack of your Life
Blur - Leisure
Knew the words to every song on this album and used to always play this as a kid. Even had a tape of it where somehow i'd managed to record myself singing along.
(Thu 28th Jan 2010, 15:50, More)
Blur - Leisure
Knew the words to every song on this album and used to always play this as a kid. Even had a tape of it where somehow i'd managed to record myself singing along.
(Thu 28th Jan 2010, 15:50, More)