» Tramps

I once
helped out a young tramp lady, gave her a quid if she was waiting near my bus stop. We struck up a rapport, she'd ask me how my day'd been and I'd ask about hers. Then one day she'd gone. I was worried cuz she was on the game, I thought something terrible might have happened to her.

Turns out she got a flat in a housing association and a job as a cleaner in a local factory. Things were lookin up for her.

On the downside, though, bang went my one pound blowjob after work.
(Sun 5th Jul 2009, 11:42, More)

» Buses

Buses are like women
you wait for years and years for one, and then a few turn up at once. And if you try and get out of the way of one to get to another, it'll run you down and kill you stone cold dead.
(Fri 26th Jun 2009, 0:13, More)