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Thats me.
Like all B3tards im boring.

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» Mobile phone disasters

My First Phone.

The Motorola Startac.
I was about 14 and thought i was the bee's knee's.
I even sent mine away to have the plastic parts replaced with clear ones.
I still have it today, somewhere in the loft, i might dig it out.

I was stabbed for my phone once.
The next time i was mugged for my phone (yes it's happened more than once, i live in a shithole) i gave it over straight away only for the mugger to give it back, apparently it was worthless.

Length? 3 inch blade.
(Sat 1st Aug 2009, 13:54, More)

» Annoying Partners

I love my girlfriend.
Shes awesome.
But i would say that, she'll be reading this.

P.s babe, you're getting fat and the sex is getting boring.
(Thu 4th Aug 2011, 19:32, More)

» Greed

Im greedy.
Sometimes i dont give anyone my last rolo, i just eat it all down into my belly.
(Thu 14th Apr 2011, 17:17, More)

» Crappy relationships

I used to think that i only attracted Obsessive nutjob women.
Now i think i am slowly starting to realize that its me that might be mental and I've just put these women through hell.
(Mon 25th Oct 2010, 16:54, More)

» Vomit Pt2

Phone Sicks.
My girlfriend just rang me from uni.
Shes was very drunk and i could tell she was going to be sick, because her breathing got heavy, so i asked her to hang up the phone before.
She didn't.
I heard it all...
There must have been Loads of it.
Im blaming this QOTW for tempting fate.
Length? about 2 mins of puking and 2 mins of retching
(Tue 12th Jan 2010, 0:36, More)
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