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Manks
swear i knew this guy for years, but it must have been years ago. the next time i see him i thought he was older than the rest of us, i'd been to see a play, it was late so i joined everyone partying in the woods, it's what we do here.

so he's just chilling in a ditch, join him for a bit. we're sat on this log talking bnp. here's where his speech began, it's going to have to be paraphrased i'm afraid, here goes:

''so there's these three fundamental questions we all have to ask; 'who are we?' 'where did we come from?' 'where are we going?'
now we know we came from star dust and shit, that's roughly where we're heading, but i saw this thing, well it'll take, it has taken thousands of years to see it, light travels fucking far in a year. there's these things that are so big, the edge of our galaxy that are hundreds of lightyears across, think about that, so big, so what are we? yeah but this is the begginning.
right, so yeah.
and we're all here cos we don't know why
erm
but the bnp fucking know this, so we chuck bricks at em, think about it
like the perfect fascist state is a democracy right, cos everyone just thinks it's democracy this is tyranny right now boys.''

next time i saw him he was convinced that ''the more you own; the more they own you'' which is... great.
so aye, the bnp stuff, he goes on

''right so we hack nick griffins bnpfb and say he's ghey and wants the other guy from snp and his bumhole. so then we hack his and say he's ghey. shit kicks off. the whole entire of the whole entire bnp and snp were demobilized for like two years we set em back, fuckers''

this is just what this guy says, he's convinced that england is 'tyranny' and 'oppression' with measures in little else the fucking dole budgie. although i have to say i read a couple of david icke books, he's great, looks like a lizard to me, funny stuff
(Fri 28th Aug 2009, 11:21, More)