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» Best Graffiti Ever

sacrilege! :)
big billboard with one of those happy-clappy new-age churches with the statement "Jesus Does" in huge letter across it (as "in you thought no-one cares but...")

Some bright sparks had gotten a can of bright red paint and had appended "Dallas" to it.

(Wed 9th May 2007, 15:09, More)

» School Sports Day

Lets have a water jump
Cross country day - everyone must run the distance unless seriously medically unable. 5 races throughout the day. 1st&2nd years run 3km and go through the waterjump -think large hastily dug pit about 8m square, deep at the start lined with tarpaulin(plasitc)- once, 3rd and 4th years run 5km and go through the "jump" (or muddy swimming pool) twice on their course. Finally the 5th and 6th (me) years do their 8km race and go through the jump 3 times. Now, having had the equivalent of about 4.5 thousand people jump into the water and then try to carry on with the race meant that there was essentially a swamp for about 500m after the "jump". Not so much running cross country as wading-though-thick-mud cross country. Some of the weaker kids had to be pulled out with tractors*.

...being nowhere near the front half of the 6th years meant that doing diving bombs into the water jump (which was a good 1-1.5m deep in places) was the high point of the day :)

*tractor useage may be a figment of my imagination but the rest is true
(Fri 31st Mar 2006, 12:44, More)