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» Dumped
ps I love you
I had been dating a girl for a few weeks. One day when chatting to her on msn and watching tv I asked her what she was doing that night. 'Watching a film she said', 'which one I replied?' long pause whilst my mind wandered. When I returned to the screen it said 'PS I love you'. I panicked and didn't know how to reply, after a while I thought the best thing to do was to say I loved her back. She didn't feel the same way and dumped my sorry was.
(Fri 4th Jan 2013, 18:39, More)
ps I love you
I had been dating a girl for a few weeks. One day when chatting to her on msn and watching tv I asked her what she was doing that night. 'Watching a film she said', 'which one I replied?' long pause whilst my mind wandered. When I returned to the screen it said 'PS I love you'. I panicked and didn't know how to reply, after a while I thought the best thing to do was to say I loved her back. She didn't feel the same way and dumped my sorry was.
(Fri 4th Jan 2013, 18:39, More)
» Bad gigs
Jimmy Carr Red light
Went to watch Jimmy Carr with my best friend at the Blackburn King George Hall. My friend was filming a sketch, using his mobile phone, when Jimmy Carr stops and exclaims 'can the guy right there with the long hair stop filming!' my friend looks around from side to side and looks back to the stage. 'Yeah you' shouts Jimmy. My friend, who is still filming, shouts back 'but i'm not filming'. Jimmy - 'you are, I can see the red light on the back of your phone'. Busted
(Fri 26th Jul 2013, 19:14, More)
Jimmy Carr Red light
Went to watch Jimmy Carr with my best friend at the Blackburn King George Hall. My friend was filming a sketch, using his mobile phone, when Jimmy Carr stops and exclaims 'can the guy right there with the long hair stop filming!' my friend looks around from side to side and looks back to the stage. 'Yeah you' shouts Jimmy. My friend, who is still filming, shouts back 'but i'm not filming'. Jimmy - 'you are, I can see the red light on the back of your phone'. Busted
(Fri 26th Jul 2013, 19:14, More)
» PE Lessons
PE teacher golden shower
We had a PE teacher called Timmy. He just couldn't handle unruley kids and we spent all of our PE lessons trying to upset him.
Then one day he got up the courage to give a kid detention.
The kid waited for him after the lesson standing half way up a flight of stairs. As Timmy walked past the kid pissed on Timmy's head.
Timmy had a break down and never worked at the school again.
(Wed 25th Nov 2009, 10:06, More)
PE teacher golden shower
We had a PE teacher called Timmy. He just couldn't handle unruley kids and we spent all of our PE lessons trying to upset him.
Then one day he got up the courage to give a kid detention.
The kid waited for him after the lesson standing half way up a flight of stairs. As Timmy walked past the kid pissed on Timmy's head.
Timmy had a break down and never worked at the school again.
(Wed 25th Nov 2009, 10:06, More)