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needlessly fecal
this happened about two months ago, not in my PE class but at an inner city london public swimmingpool that happened to have a class in at the time... The pool is chock full- they'd somehow rammed in the school group in one lane and the plebs in the next. then it clears, everyone screaming... a floating turd. a girl gets dragged out by a screaming woman, who then slaps her in front of the crowd.

no-one noticed the turd at that point, just a woman slapping a pasty-overweight thirteenyearold girl with a tube up her nose.

then the girl's mother appears, from the changing room or something. The girl is crying, the mother grabs hold of the other woman's hair and starts yelling something in essexese "you fawkin touch maw girrl agen an I'll fuckin throttle ya! fuuckkn cowww!

then she tries to push the other woman into the swimmin' pool, who is now holding onto the mother's hair, they both fall in and are both thrashing around in the pool. the shit, meanwhile is floating dangerously near.

the mother is yelling- 'she's sick, she's gotta go to the doctors, you know that- we've got an appointment in fifteen minutes!'

the life guards are manning a complex operation of trying to simultaneously seperate the women with one pool net and scoop up the floating body with a second. The police arrive. the other woman has a broken nose and is gushing blood. a chorus of muscle-marys take a break from tanning themselves on an overlooking balcony to jeer the two women as they are escorted out.

meanwhile a few teenagers carry on bombing up the deep end, taking advantage of the anarchy caused by the engagement of all the lifeguards.
(Fri 20th Nov 2009, 18:03, More)