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» Expensive Weekends

Student stupidity
Not me but a friend, back in the days when you got your entire student loan in one lump, my mate Chris woke up the day after receiving the loan with truly epic hangover and a genuine native american totem pole in his room. I say in his room, it was actually too big to fit so one end was in the corridor.
He never told me how much it cost but he lived on baked beans for a long time afterward.
(Mon 17th May 2010, 13:12, More)

» Helicopter Parents

I went to primary school with a little turd called Richard.
His mum spent practically every day in the headmaster's office complaining that a pupil/teacher/dinner lady/inanimate object had done/said/thought something bad to her little angel.

The little turd knew this and played upon it to get people in trouble, making up stuff and lying left right and centre. After a while all the staff got wise, got fed up of it and totally ignored any complaints made by the turd or his mum.

As soon as me and all the other kids realised this it was open season.
We could beat the crap out of him with almost total impunity, provided we weren't actually seen, and sometimes even if we were.

He moved schools, three times to my knowledge, and from what I heard the same thing happened at every school. With hindsight I feel quite sorry for him, his overprotective loony tune of a mother made him a victim.
(Fri 11th Sep 2009, 22:14, More)

» Good Advice

On fighting
There is no such thing as fighting dirty. Fighting is dirty. It's unpleasant and it hurts.
With that in mind, if it really hits the fan, don't think twice about hitting them in the nuts, biting, fish hooking, eye gouging, headbutting and doing anything else to get away unhurt.
(Mon 24th May 2010, 22:41, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

And another thing...
Those fucking chocolate/cereal adverts full of half naked men.
If you want to use half naked men to sell stuff to women fine, go for it, sex sells, but please stop pretending that it's somehow ironic or clever.
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 12:03, More)

» DIY Techno-hacks

high voltage stupidity
My younger brother developed an unhealthy interest in making really big sparks while studying electronics, it culminated in a DIY Marx generator, a device normally used by test labs to simulate lightening strikes.

Foot long sparks, the smell of ozone, electrical equipment going nuts all over the house and one distinctly unimpressed mother. Result
(Tue 25th Aug 2009, 16:56, More)
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