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It's ok. It will polish out.
A few years ago, we stayed at a very posh hotel in Austria called the Hotel Sacha. There's no way we could normally afford to stay in a place like this, but my Mrs was airline cabin crew so got lots of concessions, which made this sort of thing possible.

www.sacher.com/hotel-sacher-salzburg/

One morning i popped downstairs & out the main entrance for a little walk before breakfast. Just as i walked out, an uber rich swanky playboy type pulled up outside the hotel in a big posh daimler. As is normal for drivers of this sort of vehicle, he pulled up on the yellow lines outside the hotel & threw open the drivers door without looking.

......only for the drivers door to be ripped straight off its hinges by the large truck coming up straight behind him!!

I have never laughed so much in my life! Even the penguin suited Austrian doorman managed a smirk when i caught his eye!
(Mon 6th Oct 2014, 10:40, More)

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How to get a 6 foot fence panel home.
I've just remembered about this after seening Miraclefish's posting;
www.b3ta.com/questions/bodger/post1115775
This is how I fetched a fence panel home with my Smart car;
2.bp.blogspot.com/_rjXeICPe9Yo/SpOs_A5gs_I/AAAAAAAAAIY/p_HtVZgyguM/s1600-h/photo.jpg
(Fri 11th Mar 2011, 16:27, More)