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long time no post....
fave movie of all time

(Wed 9th Mar 2005, 13:52, More)

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(Mon 25th Aug 2003, 6:52, More)

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» Putting the Fun in Funeral

A friend of mine...
attended his Uncle's funeral at the impressionable age of 6. As the coffin was lowered slowly into the grave, he mistook the priest's sombre words "Unto the father, the son and unto the holy ghost" for "Unto the father, the son, and into the hole he goes"!
(Thu 11th May 2006, 13:30, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

How harsh can kids be?!..
There was a lovely girl at my school, who happened to be somewhat lacking in the looks department and was often reffered to as "looking like she'd been run over by a truck".

Her nickname: "Trucky"
(Thu 18th May 2006, 16:54, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Office phone madness
works best in a large open-plan office with teleephones with speaker phones... OK, get a colleague to sneak up to a phone at the other end of the office, he should dial your number and, after you answer he puts the phone onto loud speaker mode and replaces the handset -thus providing a cross office squark box of sorts... your sneaky friend should then dial other people around the office who are 'in on the joke' from other phones in the office and after much mucking about you have several squark boxes dotted around the office....Next decide on your target - a dopey cunt is best - and get your colleague to call his name subtlely via their phones so to get his attention but not give the game away..thus resulting in office madness!
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 17:04, More)

» Dad Jokes

Dad jokes:
My dad follows up a fart with a little song;

In church or chapel,
let it rattle.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 19:37, More)

» Urban Legends

I was told that...
...the bespectacled dorky friend of Fred Savage in "The Wonder Years" went on to become shock-rocker Marilyn Manson.
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 12:31, More)
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