» Breasts

Sort of on subject
A few years back I was a despatch rider in london, so was my friend Mel,a blue eyed blonde with largish breasts,owner of some very tight leathers and not much in the way of underwear.
One day Mel is speeding down Millbank and is pulled over by a bike cop.
Mel went in to her keeping her licence clean routine, bike on the stand helmet off shake blonde hair free, drop zip two or three inches and position said largish breasts on display.
"Hello officer can I help you?"
"Sorry love you're nicked I'm gay"

How we all laughed when she told us!
(Tue 11th May 2010, 22:13, More)

» Celebrities part II

Beadle who is he?
Back in the '80s I was a despatch rider and we did a lot of work for various TV companies and often delivered to celebs.

We had to get a signature and printed name or not get paid.

Delivering to a J Beadle he scribbled a signature on my clipboard and handed it back, I looked and handed the clipboard back with a polite 'could you print your name please'

I was then asked not so politely 'Do you know who I am?'

No,I said,should I?

I am on TV! He replied

'That'll be it then I only listen to the radio, so if you could just print that would be great'

He looked quite upset!

Length it looked pretty short holding the clipboard.

First post so savage me if you will
(Thu 8th Oct 2009, 14:09, More)

» Sexism

Sexism and the twilight years
After many years of being on my own out of choice I have taken the plunge and embarked on a new relationship.(a bit scary when you are middle aged)
My dad died when I was young so I was dragged up by my mum who made me read Kate Millett, Germaine Greer et al. She also taught me to open doors and walk on the outside to protect against puddle splashes.The two are not mutually exclusive.
The new partner and I have discussed equality and are both aware that Men and Women are not equal but have different skills and strengths.
What got me past the second date was opening doors walking on the outside etc. oh and not pouncing.
It hasn't demeaned either of us.
Respect is probably the keyword rather than Equality.

Length apparently I don't need to apoligise (Just to prove I am a bloke)
(Thu 31st Dec 2009, 20:42, More)

» Complaining

You want to complain.......
Look at these shoes only had them six weeks and the soles are worn right through.

I remembered!
(Wed 8th Sep 2010, 20:23, More)

» Complaining

Excuse me but.......
is this the right room for complaints (actually I think my memories are failing argument first complaint second)


Sorry
(Wed 8th Sep 2010, 20:17, More)