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» Horrible things I've done to a loved one
Horrible things I've done to a loved one
A local pub had three different heat ranges on their Buffalo Wings. Mild, Hot, and Bet You Can't. The Bet You Can't verity where VERY hot! One night I ordered a dozen of them, but could only get about half of them at the pub. I took the rest home. Right before bedtime I ate a couple more and then rinsed my hand and went to bed. Me and the little woman started getting frisky under the covers. All of a sudden she let out a loud scream that could have woke the neighbors! In retrospect, maybe I should have WASHED my hands ;-) I followed her to the bathroom and she had both legs up on the wall with the faucet blasting the playground! BET YOU CAN'T! I BET YOU WONT TOUCH ME AFTER EATING THEM!
(Sun 19th Jun 2011, 2:14, More)
Horrible things I've done to a loved one
A local pub had three different heat ranges on their Buffalo Wings. Mild, Hot, and Bet You Can't. The Bet You Can't verity where VERY hot! One night I ordered a dozen of them, but could only get about half of them at the pub. I took the rest home. Right before bedtime I ate a couple more and then rinsed my hand and went to bed. Me and the little woman started getting frisky under the covers. All of a sudden she let out a loud scream that could have woke the neighbors! In retrospect, maybe I should have WASHED my hands ;-) I followed her to the bathroom and she had both legs up on the wall with the faucet blasting the playground! BET YOU CAN'T! I BET YOU WONT TOUCH ME AFTER EATING THEM!
(Sun 19th Jun 2011, 2:14, More)
» The most childish thing you've done as an adult
Protein injection
I'm a horny 60 year old goat! My wife is a 54 year old ice-berg whom I haven't had sex with for 5 years or more. My sex life is a solo act with a little help from the help of the web. After a day of heavy bitching and belittling, I find myself at one of my favorite websites doing my favorite form of stress relief! So I use her coffee cup to catch the protein spill. I smile the next morning as I watch her sip her coffee, sugar with extra cream!
(Thu 24th Sep 2009, 6:33, More)
Protein injection
I'm a horny 60 year old goat! My wife is a 54 year old ice-berg whom I haven't had sex with for 5 years or more. My sex life is a solo act with a little help from the help of the web. After a day of heavy bitching and belittling, I find myself at one of my favorite websites doing my favorite form of stress relief! So I use her coffee cup to catch the protein spill. I smile the next morning as I watch her sip her coffee, sugar with extra cream!
(Thu 24th Sep 2009, 6:33, More)