» School Naughtiness

Oh S**t!
While still in primary school and on a miserable day, some friends and I snuck back into the school building during lunch to get out of the cold.

We decided to play a game of hide and seek to pass the time. I deciding to kill two birds with one stone ran off to the loo to hide and take a much needed dump, which given the level of discomfort was most needed.

Having got sat down I realised the lock didn't work and fearing I might be found too early leaned forward to hold the door shut....
Unfortunately being still quite small this had the unwanted side affect of me sliding forward off the seat just as the bomb bay doors opened and I shit straight on the floor.

This left me with two choices, clean it up off the floor but (due to the broken lock) risk being caught by a friend and labelled as the kid who plays with poo or do a runner.

I of course did the later which led to a rather awkward assembly all about the importance of proper toilet usage.
Rumours ran wild about who the phantom toilet poo'er was, however my secret remained just that.... until now.
(Thu 8th Sep 2011, 22:07, More)