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If this doesn't win the compo I'm going to kill a kitten

(Sun 13th Dec 2009, 16:14, More)

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» Doctors, Nurses, Dentists and Hospitals

When in hospital once
I was offered fish and chips for din dins, and thinking it seemed like the most innocuous option I went along with it. What I got was a strange culinary feat that is achieved only by someone like Heston Blumenthal, or Ferran Adria undergoing years of research or (in this case) a complete retard, wherein the chips tasted like fried cod, and the fish tasted like McCain's oven chips.
The only other explanation I can think of is that I was so dosed up on morphine my saline drip started playing havoc with my taste buds.
(Sun 14th Mar 2010, 3:36, More)

» Famous people I hate

Barack Obama
Bit obvious I know, but let's face it he's the guy we all love to hate
(Wed 10th Feb 2010, 16:19, More)