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» Celebrities part II

Auf wiedersehn Tim
One of my pals had bumped into Tim Healy on a train. He thought it was pretty awesome, as Tim had consumed quite a bit of booze and was struggling to open the toilet door. My mate then showed him and tim was fairly grateful, he even threw in a pissed tommy cooper 'just like that' impression to demonstrate his understanding. Seemed a thoroughly pissed, but nice guy.

About three years later, me and said mate were sitting in a dingy boozer beside newcastle quayside, on the way out my mate spotted Tim at the bar, and walked up to him and said 'alright Tim? last time I saw you, you were pissed and couldn't open a train toilet door' Tim looked him up and down and came out with 'toilet on a train? I don't remember you. I didn't abuse you did I?'
(Wed 14th Oct 2009, 0:51, More)