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» First rude thing I ever saw

Swimming pool
Primary school swimming trip. One mother there to help prevent drowning. Strangely, she was also allowed in boys' changing room to help her son get dried/changed (no idea why).

She was wearing a white towelling dressing gown. The belt was securely fastened and from her PoV must have seemed to be keeping the gown shut. The belt didn't really have much of an effect on the bottom half of her dressing gown, however, and her enormous, hairy muff was all too obviously out and pretty much at eye level of everyone sitting down.

It was too horrible to even be funny.
(Fri 12th Aug 2011, 18:19, More)