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female, taurus, o positive, short, dog owner, cheese and wine lover

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» Mums

firstly can i just say that my mama rocks almighty? we work at the same place (but in unrelated departments so it's not smothering or owt) and she makes me lunch about twice a week which is always goooooooooooooood!!!

she has an odd way of describing things which, even when i explain why theyre so wrong, she still continues to use them...

when i go jogging with my dog, she calls it dogging. now, my mum is pretty open minded so i explained what it REALLY MEANS and yes, she still says it.

she has this kitchen genie jml do-dah which whizzes stuff up and she refers to it as her magic bullet... maaaaaaaaama!!!! that's a sex toy! i even explained where it goes and what it does!!! but no, she'll refer to it when she's talking about making soups or broths or whatever...

and yes, my younger sister had a rampant rabbit back when she lived at home. and yes, my mum, seeing the multicoloured beads inside the pink transparent plastic case, thought "i wonder how you get the sweets out of there" and nearly died of shock when she set it off on full speed.


still, she's pretty cool and makes jokes about sending rugby teams over to my house to help me with my diy all the time. bless. how long until i have to explain that's not what i need the rugby team for?!
(Mon 15th Feb 2010, 21:40, More)

» Ginger

i just love ginger men.

nuff said.
(Sat 27th Feb 2010, 12:26, More)

» Flirting

freaked out
i saw the QOTW and thought "nah, none of my experiences of flirting are anything memorable, I'll just read other people's stories and wait until something more appropriate came up".

unfortunately i had the misfortune of getting a taxi driver this weekend who decided i was gorgeous and would continue to freak me out by making what i'm sure he thought were flirty commentsfor the entire drive. being on the way home from a beer festival on my own (after my friends decided to hit a shitty local nightspot), i was looking forward to a cuppa, a cuddle from my dog and some random late night tv. the driver however, was sure he was going to make it into my house and into my bed. Don't get me wrong, if some fella comes up and starts talking to you like a normal human being, i can possibly see it going somewhere, but if you're confined to a small metal box with someone at least 10yrs older making hideously obscene comments to you, it doesn't really do it for me.

*shudder* needless to say i made him drop me off on the main road near my house. i was NOT having him know where i live.

last night, i decided to order a chinese takeaway and again, the delivery guy, this time, about 60yrs old, starts cracking onto me. ok so i don't have a local accent but i have lived here all my life and don't need some fat old guy telling me "you've not been here long have you love?" then complimenting me on my dog (rather weird) then my age then my choice in food order! if i wasn't so hungry at the time,i would've donated the food to the dog then ordered from somewhere i felt there might not be semen lovingly added to my crispy duck...

take it from me gentlemen, if you're either a taxi or delivery driver, just don't.
(Sun 21st Feb 2010, 16:42, More)

» Sexual fetishes

ginger men
Christ knows what it is about them but there's something absolutely irresistible about men with red hair; doesn't matter how it's cut or whether he's short or tall, thin or fat... if i see a ginger guy in the street, it's swoon time :)

oh and fellas in suits - the smarter the suit the better; get them horny, pull out their tackle thru the flies and stand back. the vista is beautiful! such a smart fella from the waist up and such a deviant from the waist down hehe

oh, ginger men is suits are pretty amazing too!
(Sun 25th Oct 2009, 13:42, More)

» The Soundtrack of your Life

oh deary me...
i was a massive Manic Street Preachers fan from about the age of 15 until i grew out of them at about 20. I still have a massive collection of cds, records, posters, magazines, fanzines, t shirts even random japanese Manics related stuff still in the wrappers... and it's all down to the Holy Bible. Just in general rather than a specific song but PCP and Faster are clearly The Ones. Bless. even now, when it comes on my ipod (ooh er) i'm instantly transported back to being young and angry and shouting lyrics out of car windows at pedestrians. good times!

these days i'm more grown up and listen to punktry and ska punk and all the other sub genres and cross overs in between punk/random. my one song that reminds me of an ex (since all of the stories so far seem to be about old flames) has the immortal lyrics "when they come for me i'll be sitting at my desk with a gun in my hand wearing a bulletproof vest singing my, my, my how the time does fly when you know you're gonna die by the end of the night"

how romantic!! makes my heart bleed!!
(Fri 29th Jan 2010, 9:57, More)
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