» Going Too Far

nearly fatal
being quite young we had the 'great' idea to put dog shit under some guys car door handle,

we didnt hang around to see what happened and later found out that this shit was discovered by the guys son, who, unknown to us, had an illness that affects the bodys natual defences, turns out the kid could have died
(Sat 11th Nov 2006, 17:59, More)

» Heckles

Bottom Live
In Liverpool,
i went to see this with a group of friends, all waiting for the chance to shout "Have a wank!' at any opportunity. Anyway another friend was sitting below us and towards the front, a friend of a friend had actually watched the DVD night before as it had been releaced mid tour, he repeatedly finnished lines until Rik Mayall steps up to the front and shouts "Shut the fuck up you cunt" the lad was silenced followed by a roar of lauchter from the audience and received continued 2 finger guestures from Rik throughout the show
(Mon 10th Apr 2006, 20:20, More)

» Teenage Parties

Coconuts are evil
late last year at a party in a mates house we managed to convince a fellow party goer that he could break a coconut using nothing buy his head using the quote 'i've seen it done on a film'
well one head butt later, there was my friend trying to stop the bleeding from the impressive gash on his forehead using a plastic bag. we still dont know why he chose the bag over the tissues
(Fri 14th Apr 2006, 11:45, More)