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» Famous people I hate
The Bus
The beloved Mrs Trumpet and I have a hypothetical bus, not just any bus mind you but a bus that's about to plunge headlong over a cliff to certain doom. This bus is however, in a state of limbo, it has not yet set off on it's final journey to allow for almost infinate replacement of it's passengers, but it's eventual departure is unavoidable.
Whilst passing quiet evenings tellyviewing the inevitable "they'd be on the bus" will at some point be called out when some media whore is paraded for our derision.
The passangers on my bus include
James 'Smug Cunt' Whitaker,
Piers 'Morgan' Moron,
Ian 'why are you here?' Wright,
and Elaine 'EP...shut your fucking mouth' Paige
to name but four. The joy of the bus is that there is plenty of room to add passengers as and when it seems fit.
The other added feature of the bus is the in flight entertainment it offers. Music telly and film are all available, no doubt the greatest hits of Carol King and Sammy Davis Jnr's "Candy Man" would play on an 8 track loop to the accompaniment of The One Show and Horne and Corden.
(Wed 10th Feb 2010, 11:59, More)
The Bus
The beloved Mrs Trumpet and I have a hypothetical bus, not just any bus mind you but a bus that's about to plunge headlong over a cliff to certain doom. This bus is however, in a state of limbo, it has not yet set off on it's final journey to allow for almost infinate replacement of it's passengers, but it's eventual departure is unavoidable.
Whilst passing quiet evenings tellyviewing the inevitable "they'd be on the bus" will at some point be called out when some media whore is paraded for our derision.
The passangers on my bus include
James 'Smug Cunt' Whitaker,
Piers 'Morgan' Moron,
Ian 'why are you here?' Wright,
and Elaine 'EP...shut your fucking mouth' Paige
to name but four. The joy of the bus is that there is plenty of room to add passengers as and when it seems fit.
The other added feature of the bus is the in flight entertainment it offers. Music telly and film are all available, no doubt the greatest hits of Carol King and Sammy Davis Jnr's "Candy Man" would play on an 8 track loop to the accompaniment of The One Show and Horne and Corden.
(Wed 10th Feb 2010, 11:59, More)
» Best and worst TV ads
Does anyone else remember...
an animated ad in the late '80s for Sun-pat that went along the lines;
"Horace seeks the nuttiest butty:
one slice of bread,
one garden shed,
one spud called fred,
wellies, jellies and soot.
All crunchy, no tasty Horace, try Sun-Pat peanut butter."
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 14:45, More)
Does anyone else remember...
an animated ad in the late '80s for Sun-pat that went along the lines;
"Horace seeks the nuttiest butty:
one slice of bread,
one garden shed,
one spud called fred,
wellies, jellies and soot.
All crunchy, no tasty Horace, try Sun-Pat peanut butter."
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 14:45, More)