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» Inflated Self-Importance

Mom: you can't use the kitchen, I'm making dinner soon.
Me: What? There's six burners on the stove! Can't I use -one?-
Mom: I need the kitchen from five to seven.
Me: Am I supposed to eat dinner at four?
Mom: This isn't a college dorm, you can't just show up whenever you want to make food.
Me: Okay fine, I'll leave.
Mom: No stay.
Me. Okay.
Mom: Please go.
Me: What?
Mom: I don't know why everything needs to be an argument.
Me: I'm gonna go.
Mom: Come again soon!
(Sat 26th Jan 2013, 4:27, More)