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Religious clean freak
I work with a guy who loves to clean. He is quite happy to stay an extra half hour a day to scrub anything he can get his hands on. To the rest of us he is just plain stupid, I mean admittedly he has no girlfriend and lives alone, has few friends and spends his day off cleaning his mums car. But staying at work ....unpaid? To fuckin CLEAN!!!!!

It is obvious to us that his favourite item to clean is the industrial dishwasher (any psych students let me know the relevence of a clean freak cleaning a cleaning machine pls) so of course we get it really dirty just to annoy him, he had a week off recently and the dishwasher was fed a few extra items, 4 litres of used cooking oil, a kilo of breadcrumbs, various fruits of old age, 200g pine nuts, a bag of porridge and 2 bottles of fairy liquid an hour before he came back. He rolled into work after a week spent cleaning windows and went straight to his beloved dishwasher. Suffice to say he was appalled at what he found, I believe he was close to tears. After he turned it on the extra fairy kicked in and made enough mess to keep him quiet for several hours.

We later found out that his church have installed a similar machine, he is now revered at his church for being able to show them how to take it all apart and clean it. The rest of us are attempting to hatch a plan to sabotage the church dishwaher.

I guess you have worked out that we don't do much real work
(Tue 30th Mar 2010, 21:04, More)