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J'aime toucher à la moustache, mais je n'aime pas le goût.

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edit: OMFG - my first ever FP! WOO, and indeed YAY!
(Thu 26th Sep 2013, 1:58, More)

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» Celebrity Encounters III

I have a friend who looks a bit like Derren Brown
I did a quick crap photoshop and e-mailed it to him:

He replied saying he'd printed it out and put it on his fridge.

I later bumped into him in the foyer after one of his shows, and had to ask if it was true - he said "Oh! That was you!" and that it was still there!
(Thu 5th Dec 2013, 16:58, More)

» Celebrity Encounters III

I once wrote to Stewart Lee
To ask him if he could sign a copy of his then latest DVD for my mate who is a massive fan.

To my surprise, he not only signed and returned the DVD (admittedly by way of a giant cock drawn in permanent marker on his own head, as well as his actual signature) but also thoughtfully included a pack of chalk.
(Thu 5th Dec 2013, 16:51, More)

» Celebrity Encounters III

Phil Collins will only accept one-and-a-half sugars in his tea
My mum was going out with his mechanic at the time, so I tagged along once to lend a hand.

Mr. Collins himself wanders in and asks if I wanted a brew, I said yes, he said "Me too - the kettle's over there. Milk, one and a half sugars cheers."

"One and a HALF sugars?" I asked, to verify.

"Yes." he replied, "Don't ever put any other amount of sugars in my tea - even as a joke."
(Thu 5th Dec 2013, 17:18, More)