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I'm a man of few words.

i.e. I can't think of anything to type at the moment

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(Mon 21st Feb 2005, 23:40, More)

Anti-Aircraft Nun

(Sun 27th Apr 2003, 0:33, More)

You Can't Touch Me!

Apologies about size, it just had to be done!
EDIT: Strangly this fits perfectly in beat with
the William Tell Overture, of which I am currently
listening to!
EDIT #2: Now tagged

(Mon 31st Mar 2003, 20:02, More)

In todays Daily Mirror (17/03/03)
On page 25:

On page 36:

Edit: Ooh, front page! And I didn't even intend for it :P How nice
(Mon 17th Mar 2003, 17:19, More)

The New Stretch Armstrong really offended some people...

EDIT: Woo! First front page!
(Wed 29th Jan 2003, 22:49, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Spoooky Coincidence

Oh Christ...
These things happen to me all the time.

The other day I was using my online banking, and the very moment I clicked the 'statement' link, some woman on News 24 said statement. The exact same moment.

Another time I was chatting on MSN Messenger, and sent someone a message saying 'Fuck em' about something or other. About 2 seconds later John Fortune on Bremner Bird & Fortune on Ch4 said 'Fuck em'.

I was in HMV when I remembered to have a look for Dr Strangelove on DVD. The next line of the song playing in the background began with 'Doctor' .

I was working in my section with the radio on in the background. Some bloke on Virgin Radio was doing a terrible impersonation of Rolf Harris and taking the piss out of that Mika song at the same time. I walked into my section's office where their radio was tuned to Radio One and had some bloke also taking the piss out of that Mika song.

I saw an ad for ITV4 promoting the showing of Apocalypse Now. I saw the ad the very same day I had made this.

In my block (military accommodation) there is a waterpipe running through my wall that sometimes can be noisy when the boiler is filling up or whatever it does. I was watching Terminator 3 on five, and because of the pipe I had subtitles on to catch any of the subtle dialogue (I didn't have my headphones with me at the time and couldn't just turn it up for some reason I forget), anyway I decided to turn the subtitles off. No sooner had I turned them off than the water pipe shut up.

I was once reading an article on Monty Python's Spamalot musical and a Spam advert came on TV.

Jurassic Park was on ITV1 over Christmas. I walked into my living room as it was on and saw Samuel L Jacksons character. Completely at random I decided to say 'Hold onto yer butts!' as it's one of my favourite lines from the movie. Trouble is, Samuel L Jackson decided to start saying it exactly in time with me.

I was reading on a forum a question from a guy asking if iPods could be charged from a laptop, at the same time a character in Lost on Ch4 said that some radios could be powered from a laptop battery.

A guy on TV saying 'blood' as my dog started sniffing a tissue I had been using to dab a cut.

Another MSN Messenger one - asking someone who was idle for a long time 'Are you there?' and a guy on TV saying 'Are you there?' into a walkie-talkie.

There are plenty, plenty more; however I think some kind of post-traumatic stress disorder is putting a mental block on them.
(Thu 8th Feb 2007, 23:19, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Whilst studying Religious Studies at AS level,
one of my classmates (who is known for his frequent silly remarks) was heard to say:

"Was Jesus around with the dinosaurs?"
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 17:24, More)

» Stupid Tourists

I once overheard an American kid
in the Duxford Imperial War Museum gift shop, asking "Dad, how many Euros does this cost?"
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 2:43, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

Cat also.
About 6 weeks ago.
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 19:25, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

Newsnight once did a report on a Summer School at Warwick University
I was there. Infact I was in the opening shots as I and several others were ordered by the cameraman to enter the cafeteria.

I can also be found in several of the publicity photos for said summer school.
(Thu 11th Nov 2004, 17:49, More)
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