» Professions I Hate

Telesales - The Ones Who Hang Up On YOU!
Those cunts that call you up and ask for you by your FIRST name, like they're one of your friends... over familiar bastards
Then when they explain ( in their best " i'm not reading from a fucking script mister, honest" broken English ) and you say your not interested they just hang up like the little cowardly motherfuckers they are..... Or they tell you your boring or annoying or sometimes just swear at you down the phone... then you 1471 it and its a witheld number so they know you can't ever get back to them.... TO ALL THOSE CUNTS I HAVE THIS TO SAY & I QUOTE " WHAT I DO HAVE IS A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS......" ... " I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL KILL YOU"......Too far? sorry :-(
(Thu 27th May 2010, 14:19, More)

» Guilty Laughs

I Havent Laughed So Innappropriately In Years!
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html

MY good giddy aunt!
(Fri 23rd Jul 2010, 14:55, More)

» Letters they'll never read

Gary The IT Guy....
Gary,

Your a lazy, good for nothing, pizza faced, fat, loud, half-bald, single brain celled CUNT


Touch my PC again and ill chop your FUCKINGg arms off and beat you to death with them.....

Did i mention your a CUNT....?

XX
(Fri 5th Mar 2010, 12:10, More)

» Bad Management

Mike The Mincer
First Off, Am i allowed to use his real name and company? Fukitt.... he can sue me if he can fucking find me...

Mike, the new Customer Service Manager @ Sanctuary Housing Customer Service Centre ( about 5-6 yrs ago - maybe more, im old, i forget )in Hull....

Previous job - Interior Decorator ( How the fuck you got the Managers job i'll never know ) and it showed, turned up and ponced about like a fag on heat...listened to the female staff, accused all the males of having bad attitudes cos they wanted to know why things were being changed when they worked OK anyway... Couldnt work out why his daughter didnt bring any boyfriends home from college....rug muncher you twat!
This prick made my life hell for about 2 years before i finally trundled off to somewhere else .... but not before we were all gathered together one Monday morning before work by his second in command Sarah ( good god woman your fucking stunning ) Norton....only to be told he'd had a fucking heart attack whilst weeding the garden over the weekend ( much punching of the air and hushed "yesss...." from me being judged a naughty thing to do by all present...) but he was OK and would be off for a few months...

If i'd have had the money, he'd be at the bottom of the North Sea with conctrete wellies right now....
(Fri 11th Jun 2010, 14:14, More)

» Cars

Bentley, Parked In Hull... Asking For it!
Stumbling across a car park after a particularly hefty night on the babychamps we came across a lovely, brand spanking new, Bentley Continental Coupe, the only car at 10.30pm ( at the Theatre, don't you know....posh twats ) in the whole car park....we wouldn't have noticed it too much were it not for the 5 parking attendants* all gathered around it, tossing a coin to see who would write the ticket for it, parked about 2 inches outside the white line....i have never been so happy to see a parking attendant*..made my night that did....


(* for parking attendant see CUNT in the dick-on-harry )
(Thu 29th Apr 2010, 8:59, More)