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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

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I can't believe they cancelled Vivaldi after just Four Seasons...
(Fri 20th Jul 2018, 13:24, More)

» Mini Cabs From Hell

Tranny fanciers
I'm a tranny and was enjoying a night out at a club in London. I had to move my car (why the hell do you Londoners have traffic wardens working at midnight? Insane!), it was freezing cold and I didnt have a coat with me.

Once I'd moved it a taxi driver drove past and offered me a lift back to the club (only a few streets away but I was on my own and thought I'd be warmer and safer in the cab).

Little did I know the driver was a tranny fancier, he asked me what were the chances of him picking me up that night... I was mortified, told him I fancied women not men but said he might be able to pick up a girl if he came into the club later. It worked and he dropped me off safely outside the club.

I realised afterwards that he could have locked the doors and driven somewhere remote to have his evil way with me... let that be a warning to ya! If you ever get dolled up in a skirt, makeup and high heels, don't accept lifts from pervy taxi drivers...
(Thu 27th May 2004, 11:30, More)