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» Asking people out
I'm a girl, so they catch them off guard...
D'ya wanna go halves on a bastard??
Are you a single father? Do you want to be?
And the ever popular, 'Will you shift my friend?'
Very Irish chat up lines altogether. As you can obviously tell, myself and my friends are very popular in the local nightclubs.
I should clarify that to shift someone means to snog/french kiss/suck the face off the other person in these parts. But it is only really used when growing up, as a rite of passage some might say, in a youth disco when your friend is your spokesperson. It's a line to be used by teenagers, not by a group of twentysomething cackling drunkards.
*mmmmmmmpop!*
(Thu 10th Dec 2009, 20:47, More)
I'm a girl, so they catch them off guard...
D'ya wanna go halves on a bastard??
Are you a single father? Do you want to be?
And the ever popular, 'Will you shift my friend?'
Very Irish chat up lines altogether. As you can obviously tell, myself and my friends are very popular in the local nightclubs.
I should clarify that to shift someone means to snog/french kiss/suck the face off the other person in these parts. But it is only really used when growing up, as a rite of passage some might say, in a youth disco when your friend is your spokesperson. It's a line to be used by teenagers, not by a group of twentysomething cackling drunkards.
*mmmmmmmpop!*
(Thu 10th Dec 2009, 20:47, More)
» Famous people I hate
Gerry frigging Ryan
Only Irish people will really get this, he's a real gobshite whos on the radio during the week, always talking about womens knickers, bodily functions and being an utter shuddering cunt. And they put the ugly fucker on the tv aswell sometimes, I just don't get why anyone would choose to watch the ramblings of a retarded fool, it's beyond me!! Oh the bile is rising....... and {breathe} gone
(Sun 7th Feb 2010, 20:42, More)
Gerry frigging Ryan
Only Irish people will really get this, he's a real gobshite whos on the radio during the week, always talking about womens knickers, bodily functions and being an utter shuddering cunt. And they put the ugly fucker on the tv aswell sometimes, I just don't get why anyone would choose to watch the ramblings of a retarded fool, it's beyond me!! Oh the bile is rising....... and {breathe} gone
(Sun 7th Feb 2010, 20:42, More)
» The Soundtrack of your Life
This song has been brought up manys the time before on this qotw,
but Foo Fighters Everlong is the best song to ever come on shuffle on my Zen, it's guaranteed to cheer me up no matter how down I am. It takes me back to an Oxegen festival a few years back, when I had the best group of mates ever around me, nicely buzzing sitting out in the sun singing our filthy, crusty socks off. The next day though wasn't so good, jeebus the sunburn nearly kilt us!
Oh, and also Pendulum's Propane Nightmares, it's a fairly recent fave but I'm sure it'll stay the test of time, it always reminds me of badly twisting my ankle but it was so worth it!
(Mon 1st Feb 2010, 20:03, More)
This song has been brought up manys the time before on this qotw,
but Foo Fighters Everlong is the best song to ever come on shuffle on my Zen, it's guaranteed to cheer me up no matter how down I am. It takes me back to an Oxegen festival a few years back, when I had the best group of mates ever around me, nicely buzzing sitting out in the sun singing our filthy, crusty socks off. The next day though wasn't so good, jeebus the sunburn nearly kilt us!
Oh, and also Pendulum's Propane Nightmares, it's a fairly recent fave but I'm sure it'll stay the test of time, it always reminds me of badly twisting my ankle but it was so worth it!
(Mon 1st Feb 2010, 20:03, More)
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