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(Fri 17th Jan 2020, 11:01, More)

Too late for Image Challenge
But ill post anyways...

(Fri 29th Jan 2010, 3:25, More)

Crap hero: Crap toy

(Mon 24th Feb 2003, 20:01, More)

"The scourge of the upholstery underworld!"

(Mon 24th Feb 2003, 12:48, More)


Its Dr Nohands, Master of the Mystic Meow!
(Thu 30th Jan 2003, 20:34, More)

I am so sorry...
Ranger! Ranger! High Voltage!

(Thu 9th Jan 2003, 15:40, More)

And they're off

(Fri 20th Dec 2002, 12:49, More)

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» Obscure Memorabilia

Tom Baker memorabilia
did a voicover for us last week. He very kindly signed my copy of his kid's book "The Boy Who Kicked Pigs" fior my son Max. But Max is only a baby. He signed it

"To Max, 9 months

from the grave - best wishes

Tom Baker"

I also got one of the WWJD wristbands that dermot wore for the Big brother when Cameron won.

That's about it...
(Mon 8th Nov 2004, 15:41, More)

» Mini Cabs From Hell

Hmmmm, hardly from hell mor like purgatory
One minicab driver took FIVE of us (Me in front seat. Three on the back and One small german girl lying across the other's laps) in his vauxhall astra from Euston to Sydnham Hill. His name was darren. he spent the entire journey saying "i can't belive i'm fucking doing this, i can't belie've i'm fucking doing this" over and over and over again. All for £20
(Wed 26th May 2004, 22:02, More)

» Dad Jokes

Every chrismas day, without fail
My Dad "what's the difference between a Jeweller and a *Gaoler?"
Family (en masse) "i don't know, what is the difference between a
Jeweller and a *Gaoler?"
Dad "One sells watches and the other....watches cells!"

*Note to americans: A prison warder (pronounced "Jailer" but spelt properly)
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 11:31, More)

» My Greatest Regrets

Regrets, eh?
Starting Smoking.

And never taking LSD, Mushrooms or any other form of hallucogenic before becoming a responsible father.
(Fri 6th Oct 2006, 12:52, More)